The Sam
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The WWCF Manager of Champions,
Posts: 38
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Post by The Sam on May 16, 2009 8:07:03 GMT -5
***Colon-seum Exclusive Video***
(we see The Sam sitting in his office at WWCF HQ in Parts Unknown. The Sam turns to the camera)
The Sam - Oh hello, My name is The Sam, and I am the WWCF Executive of Champions.
Over the past couple of weeks I have been dealing with alot of people in my new role as WWCF Executive. Contract Negotiations, Bookings, Travel, Midgets, The usual. And it's been so crazy that I thought I would let you, the homer viewer experience what I go through on an almost daily basis. Lets see which weirdos show up at my door asking for their "pay".
(we hear a knock on the door)
Oh, looks like we have out first circus freak. Come in.
(The Door opens to reveal...)
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Post by Starshine on May 18, 2009 2:13:32 GMT -5
*Starshine who stops at the door and looks around*
Starshine - Wow, this is a nice room. Oh, hey Sam how you doing? Jow long have you been here? Anyway I need to talk to you about something. I have a little problem with our InterForum Champion. I made a challenge out to him last week but I think he must have lint in his ears since I've yet to hear a response to it.
Well I challenged him to put a title shot on the line for The Corporation if I won our match. So, I was wondering whether-hey you got Campinos here. I didn't know you could even get these any more. Anyway where was I? Oh yeah, I want you to make the challenge official. If I win we... I mean one member of The Corporation, my group gets an InterForum title shot.
Do you think you could make a completely impartial, unbiased decision on this matter?
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The Sam
New Member
The WWCF Manager of Champions,
Posts: 38
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Post by The Sam on May 18, 2009 4:31:38 GMT -5
First off, these Campinos definitely did not fall off the back of a truck....
Secondly, I like the initiative there Starshine. Coming to ask me when...I mean, if you could get a shot at the Inter-Forum title. Now technically I have to run this past Mr Dave and the other WWCF Board Members for their approval. But I will say right now, if you win your match on Niteraw, A Member of WWCF Corporate will receive a shot at the Inter-Forum title.
*bangs gabel on the desk*
Now, you can either stay and have some Campinos or you can go out and buy yourself some Quiznos.
*The Sam grabs a Quiznos sandwhich from his desk and holds it up to the camera*
Quiznos, made from 99% Bread.
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The Sam
New Member
The WWCF Manager of Champions,
Posts: 38
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Post by The Sam on Jun 18, 2009 7:20:14 GMT -5
(we see The Sam on the phone. We hear the other end of the phone ringing)
Hello, this is The Sam of WWCF. I was just wondering if you were planning on watching the Pay Per View this weekend?
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Don't give me that tone, i'll sock ya right in the mouth!
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Don't think I won't! Cause I will!
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I gotta go, seeya soon Mom.
(The Sam hangs up the phone)
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