Post by Starshine on Apr 18, 2009 1:17:45 GMT -5
Voice - This is a WWCF exclusive
*Starshine is shown in a hallway wearing his aviators, his blue neckerchief and an hideous pink dress shirt. He also holds the WWCF tag title on his left shoulder.*
TTS. Tag Team Specialist. In two days you'll be in the ring with yours truly in my forte, the Technical Challenge.
Now inbox has been flooded recently with people asking me; "Hey Starshine, what is a Technical Challenge? How does it work?" Well to you people, and to you my outmatched opponent, I'll explain the rules.
This contest is the ultimate test of an individuals ability and in ring prowess. To win you may either pin your opponent, make him submit or have him disqualified. Now like traditional matches there is a twenty count on the outside of the ring. But unlike traditional matches you are limited to leaving the ring only three times. That means if you expire your three chances and leave the ring again, you will be disqualified from the match. Your opponent may also throw you over to win the bout.
Another rule in this match is the no striking rule. No fists. No kicks. No elbows, period. If you decide to break this rule you be warned first, but then at the referee's discretion you will be disqualified.
You see TTS, I honestly doubt your mat skills. Everyone around here knows you're a brawler first and foremost. Well actually I'd say that's all you can offer. But I'm willing to do you a favor, so don't come out Sunday, stay in the back. You may disappoint your fans... well fan. But you'll also avoid me humiliating you when I break you with the Sharpshooter and make you quit while you grit your teeth and try to see through the and tears.
Remember, *takes off aviators and winks at the camera* who's the Technical Professional here. I'll give you a hint, you'll find out if you decide to show.
*Starshine is shown in a hallway wearing his aviators, his blue neckerchief and an hideous pink dress shirt. He also holds the WWCF tag title on his left shoulder.*
TTS. Tag Team Specialist. In two days you'll be in the ring with yours truly in my forte, the Technical Challenge.
Now inbox has been flooded recently with people asking me; "Hey Starshine, what is a Technical Challenge? How does it work?" Well to you people, and to you my outmatched opponent, I'll explain the rules.
This contest is the ultimate test of an individuals ability and in ring prowess. To win you may either pin your opponent, make him submit or have him disqualified. Now like traditional matches there is a twenty count on the outside of the ring. But unlike traditional matches you are limited to leaving the ring only three times. That means if you expire your three chances and leave the ring again, you will be disqualified from the match. Your opponent may also throw you over to win the bout.
Another rule in this match is the no striking rule. No fists. No kicks. No elbows, period. If you decide to break this rule you be warned first, but then at the referee's discretion you will be disqualified.
You see TTS, I honestly doubt your mat skills. Everyone around here knows you're a brawler first and foremost. Well actually I'd say that's all you can offer. But I'm willing to do you a favor, so don't come out Sunday, stay in the back. You may disappoint your fans... well fan. But you'll also avoid me humiliating you when I break you with the Sharpshooter and make you quit while you grit your teeth and try to see through the and tears.
Remember, *takes off aviators and winks at the camera* who's the Technical Professional here. I'll give you a hint, you'll find out if you decide to show.
