Motor-Colt's WWCF.com exclusive on WWCF Corporate

[King Motör-Colt]

The following is a WWCF.com Exclusive

*A close-up of the WWCF Title is shown, the camera slowly pans out to reveal King Motor-Colt in the Story's locker room.*

WWCF Corporate... At Serious Business, after a hard fought victory to retain this title... These guys came down to the ring and decided to make an impact by brutally attacking me. And can you blame them? I mean if you wanna be seen, what better way than destroying the Champion in his moment of weakness live on PPV for the world to see.

But that's not the only reason why I was chosen... There's so much more to it than that. I know it, and Dave knows that I know it... I mean sure it makes sense for a superstar to orchestrate an attack on the Champion... But why would the owner of the company jeopordise one of his hottest commodities. It had to be personal.

One of the attackers was Cthulhu, who I have alot of history with, me and him have faced off more times than anyone else in this company. We've used eachother to climb the ladder here. However he is still very bitter over our past, whether he'll admit it or not... Don't believe me? What his most recent match... Did you see what his finisher was? That "Corporate Rock Drop?", it was the exact same as my established finisher The Story on Page One, a nice little shot at me there.

But there's more to it than that. The other attackers? Square and Starshine. Now this indifference between me and Dave started around the same time I eliminated Square from the King of Wrestlecrap tournament, so surely he was chomping at the bit to get revenge on me.

And as for Dave himself? As for why he went against me?

Well as I was going through the King of Wrestlecrap tournament, he approached me with an "offer I couldn't refuse"... Leave The Story, join up with him and help run this new WWCF Corporate stable... Help him run this place the way he wanted to, since he was unable to do it himself... And in return he would gaurentee that I would one day reach WWCF Immortality.

I politefully declined and went on to win the tournament and started to get involved with the Champ himself... Once again Dave approached me with this same offer. It was then I realised that I didn't need him to recognise my potential, as I would go on to win the WWCF Title and achieve WWCF Immortality all by myself, without his help... It was also then I realised that he was lying about having my best interets at heart... so I turned down the boss himself. Of course after that he had me have to face the greatest challenge in the Thunderdome match, and despite everything I came out on top... So it was then that he realised he had to strike and that brings us to where we are today.

So Dave... I've taken on your boys before, and beaten them... then went on to achieve my own brand of greatness...

You want my attention? You want The Story's attention? You got it... let's just hope your not still wasting my time.

And on a different topic... Tyfo, I hit you with The Story on Page One tonight... You were down. If you try and double cross me, that will again be your fate. And finally, you have a decision to make next week. What means more to you? You're chance to compete in BattleBowl, or giving your friend LittleNaitch a gaurenteed title shot? The choice is yours... However to make things more interesting, I am inviting LittleNaitch to watch mine and Tyfo's match against Above Average and Seth at ringside so he can see what Tyfo cares about more for yourself...

Long Live The Story

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

*Aaron walks out on screen and shakes Motor-Colt's hand*

Now Colt you are probably wondering what I'm doing here. Well I just happened to notice that you had a camera in here, and I've been itching to get something off my chest for a bit now.

First off...Cult Chaos? What the hell is that? I mean seriously...number one...could it at least be The Cult of Chaos, that at least sounds, you know, like it makes sense. Second off, I'm just epicly confused. Viva and TromboneMan joined them after Stryker misted them. What the hell is that? I got misted and you don't see me joining up with him. I'm the newest member of The Story, the greatest stable ever.

Viva, TM, I really don't know what that mist did to your minds, but I don't really understand what you guys are complaining about. Viva you were the first ever Heatz!!1! champion. TromboneMan you are...or were... the Tromboneweight Champion. You belonged to the Family. Despite my differences with Sam, he's a great manager.

You guys are just a bunch of impatient, whiny bastards, exactly like Stryker and Milo. I respected the two of you, but now I just don't know anymore. Whatever the case, you sure put a hurt on Mr. D-Day Dave.

Corporate, it seems like you have your hands full right now. I'm sure eventually you will get back at Cult Chaos, but as of right now you guys look like someone just shot your puppy or something.

This adds a whole new angle to the Corporate thing too, with the break up of the Family due to TM leaving, and The Crusade losing Evil La Parka, there are only 3 stables left in WWCF. I think I know which one is the most formidable though. I would have to say The Story, I mean, we have the World Heavyweight Champion, Inter-Forum champion, the Hardcore champion, and the best rookie in the business right now. So Corporate, if you or Cult Chaos had anything to say about that, why don't you track me down and we'll have a "chat". I guarantee I'll teach you to Know Your Enemy.

[Seth Drakin]

Seth: Poor.....poor Story. Trying to make a anticlimactic end to a tale that still exists.

Aaron, you need to realize that you were brought on to the Story to combat me because your King is afraid of me. You king would rather face Little Naitch instead of going one on one with an honorable man such as myself. Why do you think the Higher Power named me the Champion of Honor instead of you or Motor Colt? It was because there isnt a single bit of honor in any of the Story's bones.

It may be true that we lost Evil La Parka, he really was just riding the coattails of The Tank and.....more importantly, myself. The only time the Crusade will be truly gone is when the Higher Power says so and not one of its members.

Our tale will have a happy ending and it will be the man who is going to save WWCF from the filfth and the heretics who cover this place with oil and grime, poison sludge, diesel clouds, and noxious muck, rising to the top of the mountain. That person will be me and not you two antagonists.

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

Apr 14, 2009 15:36:43 GMT -5 Seth Drakin said:

Seth: Poor.....poor Story. Trying to make a anticlimactic end to a tale that still exists.

Aaron, you need to realize that you were brought on to the Story to combat me because your King is afraid of me. You king would rather face Little Naitch instead of going one on one with an honorable man such as myself. Why do you think the Higher Power named me the Champion of Honor instead of you or Motor Colt? It was because there isnt a single bit of honor in any of the Story's bones.

It may be true that we lost Evil La Parka, he really was just riding the coattails of The Tank and.....more importantly, myself. The only time the Crusade will be truly gone is when the Higher Power says so and not one of its members.

Our tale will have a happy ending and it will be the man who is going to save WWCF from the filfth and the heretics who cover this place with oil and grime, poison sludge, diesel clouds, and noxious muck, rising to the top of the mountain. That person will be me and not you two antagonists.

Seth, I think you need to realize that The Story brought me in because they saw the potential to be where they are in the business one day. I may be the rookie of the group, but that doesn't really mean anything to me.

Now I do want you to pass a message onto your partner Tank for me. Me and him are tag partners next week at Lethal Lottery against HeadbangerMan and Metylerca. I want you to tell him I'm willing to put aside my differences with you and The Crusade to win this match. However, if he decides to throw the match you and him had better watch out, because I've already beaten you. I'm sure I can beat him. Then again, maybe it's Tank who should lead the Crusade, I guess we'll find out if he throws the match next week. Either way, he'll eventually learn to Know Your Enemy.

[Seth Drakin]

Apr 14, 2009 16:21:41 GMT -5 Head Detective Aaron Enigma said:

Apr 14, 2009 15:36:43 GMT -5 Seth Drakin said:

Seth: Poor.....poor Story. Trying to make a anticlimactic end to a tale that still exists.

Aaron, you need to realize that you were brought on to the Story to combat me because your King is afraid of me. You king would rather face Little Naitch instead of going one on one with an honorable man such as myself. Why do you think the Higher Power named me the Champion of Honor instead of you or Motor Colt? It was because there isnt a single bit of honor in any of the Story's bones.

It may be true that we lost Evil La Parka, he really was just riding the coattails of The Tank and.....more importantly, myself. The only time the Crusade will be truly gone is when the Higher Power says so and not one of its members.

Our tale will have a happy ending and it will be the man who is going to save WWCF from the filfth and the heretics who cover this place with oil and grime, poison sludge, diesel clouds, and noxious muck, rising to the top of the mountain. That person will be me and not you two antagonists.

Seth, I think you need to realize that The Story brought me in because they saw the potential to be where they are in the business one day. I may be the rookie of the group, but that doesn't really mean anything to me.

Now I do want you to pass a message onto your partner Tank for me. Me and him are tag partners next week at Lethal Lottery against HeadbangerMan and Metylerca. I want you to tell him I'm willing to put aside my differences with you and The Crusade to win this match. However, if he decides to throw the match you and him had better watch out, because I've already beaten you. I'm sure I can beat him. Then again, maybe it's Tank who should lead the Crusade, I guess we'll find out if he throws the match next week. Either way, he'll eventually learn to Know Your Enemy.

Seth: The Tank will do what the Tank feels like doing. Oh and you can claim all you want that the Story brought you in because the Story sees something in you, but you cant deny that it was more than coincidence that the Story brought you in a day before the pay per view.

Damn....I almost forgot, just like I told Above Average.....since you put your hands on me at Serious Business, there will be a receipt coming your way. You wont know when, where, and how.....but I am just giving you the why.

[King Motör-Colt]

So... Seth... Now you WANT a one on one match with yours truly?

Have I broken you that badly?

[Seth Drakin]

Seth: You have not broken me at all........but have you pissed me off with your rants about how you could beat me on your own and then have all three of your friends put their hands on me to get a win for yourself?

Yes you did. Too bad you arent as honorable as you say you are because unlike you, I dont plan to beat you with the help of others.

[The Sam]

Woah woah WOAH there Aaron. Let me make one thing perfectly clear. The Family is not "broken up" as you so elequently put it.
That's like saying The Roling Stones stopped being The Rolling Stones when Brian Jones passed away, that's like saying The Who stopped being The Who when Keith Moon was kicked out of the band, that's like saying The Beatles were no longer The Beatles when Pete Best was kicked out. The Family will remain The Family with or without Tromboneman.

Sure, at the moment we are in a bit of a dry patch. But like a Phoenix, The Family will rise from the ashes.
Read my lips world, The Family will never EVER die.