Hajar_Heat Report (14/04/09)

[The Sam]

Hajar_Heat.comThe #1 Source For WWCF Newz.

* This weeks Heatz and Niteraw ratings were 1 goat,3 chickens and 4 goats, 4 chickens and a Llama respectively.

* This week the debut of the newest WWCF stable, Cult Chaos, emerged. The new stable is made up of Milo Duck, StrykerDarkSilence, Viva Los Bio Dome and Tromboneman.
The WWCF is trying to replicate their earlier stable wars with Cult Chaos, The Corporation and The Story. The Family are apparently going to disband with each member of the Family joining new stables and fighting each other at a PPV in a "Triple Decker Upisde Down Cake Of Pain Death Match". The reason for this will be explained, right now.

* In a recent report, The Sam has stated in an interview that he has yet to receive a paycheque from WWCF. We contacted WWCF about these allegations, they replied with "P-ay-che-ques?".
The recent hysteria and mud slinging has caused the WWCF to suspend The Sam indifenitaly, hence why The Family is being split.
The Sam will most likely return to his other passion, Outdoor Puppet Theatre.

* With the release of Tazz recently from WWE, insiders have reported that Tazz will be signing a contract with WWCF where he will feud with Seth Drakin.

* wereportonwwcfnewzbecausewecan.com reports that The Pride will be having a meeting this week to sort out issues between M.O.P. and Metylerca. Also later this week, grbjazzman will have a meeting with Mr. D-Day Dave dealing with Battlebowl.

* Jesse King and Tim Hoss have impressed many of the execs backstage. However, former Niteraw broadcaster Fred G Neric feels he is getting buried in favor of more, young, fresh, less B.O. commentators. More on this as it develops.

* ANd finally, reports indicate that WWCF are planning on cutting the roster down significantly. More on this as it develops.

That is all the newz for this week, our next shoot interview is still in the works and will be reported as soon as we have finished. Until then, remember, Dave = Bad. Mave = Good.

~ Mave Deltzer

[The Sam]

Mave Deltzer - Welcome to another exclusive shoot interview right here on Hajar_Heat.com. And today we have the current WWCF Hardcore champion and considered by many to be one of the staples of the WWCF roster. Please welcome, Evil Mask Wordlifeecw.

Wordlife - Well, thank you for having me, Mave. This really is a treat.

Mave Deltzer - Likewise, now my first question is were you a fan growing up?

Wordlife - Growing up, I was a huge wrestling fan. I could not get enough of it.

Mave Deltzer - So how did you get your start in the business?

Wordlife - Well, I started off doing backyard wrestling with some buddies in Rockland. We had a ring made of mattresses and a table cloth. Eventually, some bigwig promoter discovered myself and a couple of other guys and offered us spots in some tournament he was running. So I took the tournament spot, and began my career as a wrestler.

Mave Deltzer - Was that promoter D-Day Dave?

Wordlife - No, actually, it was former WWCF Commissioner, and currently 1/2 of the Wargame Warriors, Stevierichardsfan. However, it was through this tournament that I met D-Day Dave.

Mave Deltzer - What was it like meeting D-Dave for the first time?

Wordlife - Honestly, I didn't know what to make of the guy. The first time I met him, he was still an active wrestler, and was doing some kind of Warrior-like gimmick. I thought he was a freak.

Mave Deltzer - Yeah that guy is a jerk...wait is this still on?....nevermind, i'll edit this out before it's published.
Now, you were one of the first people to join WWCF, did you ever think it would have gotten as big as it has?

Wordlife - Well... no. I looked at the roster D-Dayve assembled, and all I could think was that we'd be out of business within a week or two. And now we've been around almost 7 months. It's amazing.

Mave Deltzer - Now, I believe it was you and John Amigo who got to the final match on the tournament to become world champion. Many people have criticised the ending of that tournament, saying that "The Family's interference and sudden swerve that Amigo was a member of the Family made the title look weak and made both Amigo and Worldife look weak". 2 questions, what was it like working with John Amigo and what were your thoughts on the end of the match.

Wordlife - Hold on, Mave. I need to correct you on that. John and I did not meet in the finals. He actually defeated me in the first match. He faced my former tag team partner, Bob Schlapowitz in the finals.

Mave Deltzer - Oh, well, don't worry, we will edit that out as well.
So, what was it like facing John and what did you think of that Schlapowitz/amigo match?

Wordlife - John was a consumate professional all the way. He went to bat for me when the office wanted him to squash me in 3 minutes. Thanks to him, I was allowed to get some offense in before he beat with the Mighty Dick Punch For Great Justice.

As for the Schlapowitz/Amigo match, I watched that from gorilla, since I was supposed to run in at the end. To be honest, all that match did was hurt the momentum John had been gaining. There was no reason for John to squash Bob for ten minutes, and need an inadvertant assist from me to win.

And the big "swerve" at the end, when John joined the Family. Completely out of left field. I'm convinced the only reason the office went with that was to fool the "smart" fans, who were convinced it would either be Seth Drakin or myself joining. The only positive that came out of that match was that it planted the seeds for the formation of The Story.

Mave Deltzer - Speaking of The Story, how did that come about? Was it planned by office or was it created by you and Motor Colt and Above Average?

Wordlife - Well, when Motor-Colt signed his contract, the plan was to push him as the number two face in the company, behind MiLo Duck. So, the office did in fact want him to have a stable. However, the original plan was to have it be Colt, Bob, j.d., and D-Lirious 2. But Colt insisted on getting to handpick the members himself. He did in fact want Bob in the group, as well as Tank and myself.

But Tank flat out refused to do it, and Bob was non-committal. The office then asked if we would have Above Average in the group, as they wanted to give him a push. And the rest, as they say, is history.

Mave Deltzer - Many have said that the Stable Wars was the best feud in WWCF history. And with that feud came many mini feuds between individuals. One of the most memorable ones was between yourself and The Sam. What were your thoughts on working with The Sam?
And use as many expletives as you need when describing it.

Wordlife - What can I say about The Sam that hasn't already been said? He's a crazy cat, no question about it. And he had a lot of farout ideas for our feud. And truth be told, those ideas were the highlights of the feud.

Mave Deltzer - You established yourself as one of the 1# hardcore wrestler early on. One of the best examples of this was at Gookermania when you were involved in a triple threat hardcore ladder match. What can you tell us about that match?

Wordlife - Well, I hate to correct you twice, but it was actually an Inferno TLC Match. And honestly, what can be said about the match? It was brutal, dangerous, and fun. One thing I would like to clear up though.

It's a common belief that I was not injured when I put the burning ladder around my neck and spun it around. Had I not been wearing the mask, my face would've been burned big time.

Also, Motor-Colt lit the ladder early, so when I bumped the ladder the first time, I had to drop quickly to put the flames out before anyone saw. One of those miscues that can happen doing a live PPV.

Mave Deltzer - A couple of months ago, you and Motor Colt battled it out on PPV in what many are saying is the most underrated match in WWCF history. What was it like working with your fellow stable mate Motor Colt?

Wordlife - Well, I couldn't have asked for a better opponent for my first PPV main event. Colt was just awesome to work with. He was full of ideas for the match, and everything just clicked with him.

Mave Deltzer - And then you won the Hardcore title, solidifying your status as the Hardcore Icon of WWCF. What was that experience like?

Wordlife - Well, Mave. Becoming the Hardcore Champion was a great moment. I pride myself on being a crazy son of a bitch in the ring, so finally being recognized for my efforts was a huge honor.

Mave Deltzer - Well, that's all the time we have. But before you go one more question, what is your favorite Sean Connery film that ISN'T a James Bond film?

Wordlife - No question about it, Finding Forrester.