Post by Mr. D-Day Dave on Apr 8, 2009 3:32:47 GMT -5
I have spent hours going through the original first five threads of the WWCF on the wrestlecrap forum and put all these together. Enjoy 
These are all from when we did the show on the day of the actual show and did like 3 to 5 votes for every match as it happened. We didn't do the PM Voting System until after Night Of the Wrestling Zombies October 2008 PPV.
I will be adding these to the Monday Niteraw archives on the main site with text coloring soon.
The First Ever Monday Niteraw
September 1, 2008
Monday Niteraw open up with the Monday Niteraw logo and fireworks in the arena. We are joined by commentators Tony Schivone and Art Donavan.
Tony Schivone- Okay Art we are ready for the first match of the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament.
Art Donovan- What is the WWCF and how much does it weigh?
WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Round 1
Match 1
Vyse
VS
Disco Stu-WINNER
Match 2
J Is Justice-WINNER
VS
Tyfo85 5150
Match 3
Strykerdarksilence
VS
The Tank-WINNER
Match 4
Bob Schlapowitz-WINNER
VS
D-lirious-2
Match 5
stevierichardsfan babyface
VS
Your Uncle Seth Drakin-WINNER
Match 6
Cthulhu
VS
The Iron Giant-WINNER
Match 7
Macho Dude Handy Damage-WINNER by forfeit
VS
D-Day Dave
Match 8
MiLo Duck-WINNER
VS
Starshine
Match 9
IchiMan
VS
Above Average-WINNER
Match 10
Buggy The Clown-WINNER
VS
Legion
Match 11
Evil Masked worldlifeecw
VS
John S. Amigo-WINNER
Match 12
SuperSweet-WINNER
VS
Koda89, Master Cold Train
Match 13
Bad Booking
VS
Madman Szalinski-WINNER
Match 14
Littlenaitch-WINNER
VS
RX-78-2
The Sam08 Promo
(The Sam08 has made his way to ringside)
Tony - What is The Sam08 doing here? And whats with all those pieces of paper he's carrying?
Art - How much do doz papers weigh?
Tony - I better go and ask him.
(Tony proceeds to get his fat arse up with a microphone and waddle towards The Sam08)
Tony - The Sam08, what is going on? What's with all these papers?
The Sam08 - What's with all the questions Tony?
Tony - Does this have to do with that ridiculous Manager Pledge Drive?
The Sam08 - That's right Tony, you know since I made my intentions clear here in the WWCF I have received millions of applications from people all over this country of ours of Parts Unknown. And gotta say, the majority of these people are morons (boo) Take a look at this guy Tony (Grabs a piece of paper, shows Tony) He's some hillbilly from Kentucky, says the only training he has had is "wrasslin my pooch on me matres"? I don't know what that is and I don't wanna know. Or how about this guy (throws away original piece of paper and grabs another) Apparently this guy thinks he's a turkey, you know what so do I.
Tony - Is this going anywhere The Sam08?
The Sam08 - What do you think Tony? And finally checkout this guy (grabs another piece of paper) this guy's gimmick, at least I think it's a gimmick, is that he is a hobo. He has a ventriloquist dummy, he's appeared on Toxic Avenger 21st anniversary DVD and has claimed to do things to a cheer leading costume that can't be said on a family program like this.
And do you know what all those people had in common? They all stink! However amongst this pile of trash, garbage and general filth there are 2 that actually stand out. But because I'm an enigma and I have a bus to catch I am not gonna give any of you the privilege of knowing tonight. So if you want to know who I will be managing, tune in next week. Same The Sam08 time, same The Sam08 channel.
Match 15
TromboneMan-WINNER
VS
Z lpempleh
Match 16
Triple Threat
Ravishing Rob Rude
VS
One Doley Nation
VS
MolotovMocktail
The WWCF Hardcore Championship was fought over all night backstage by the entire roster with the end of the show being the cutoff time. The Tank ended up with the Hardcore Championship at the end of the show technically becoming the first ever WWCF Hardcore Champion but owner D-Day Dave came out and said that the match would go until 12:00 Midnight. This enraged The Tank but he had to do what he had to do. Buggy The Clown ended up with the Hardcore Championship.
Monday Niteraw
September 7, 2008
Monday Niteraw opens with a video that was taped yesterday.
GNA - Hello, G. Neric. Announcer here at the WWCF HQ in Parts Unknown. And with me is the self proclaimed Manager of champions, The Sam08. The Sam everyone wants to know, who are you managing exactly, and why does that make you the Manager of Champions.
The Sam08 - I'm gonna let everyone know right now, you see last Monday I said I would reveal my clients this Monday as a surprise. But you see, I'm a smart guy, and I am smarter than that. You see to be even more surprising, I've decided to say it now.
My first client and the first member of The Sam08 Family is.....TromboneMan.
TromboneMan may not be a champion, yet, but remember GNA Trombone Man is still in the running to become the first ever WWCF Heavyweight Champion. And mark my words ladies and gentlemen, TromboneMan WILL become the first WWCF Champion at Gookermania. What makes him different than all those other schmucks in the tournament? Is that he understands the difference a guy like me can have on his career.
So One Doley Nation, my advice to you is don't even show up this Monday. Because your just gonna embarrass yourself in front of everybody. Just like Zlpempleh did this past Monday.
GNA - Wow! That is surprising! But, who is your 2nd client?
The Sam08 - Calm down GNA your gonna give yourself a rash if you keep getting that excited.
My second client, or should I say clients? are none other than littlenaitch and Tyfo89, The Southwest Connection!
GNA - But they too are not champions yet The Sam08?
The Sam08 - Really?...Well then, who are the champions?
GNA - Stryker Duck Silence.
The Sam08 - I see, so, I guess what you're saying is that SWC would have to beat Stryker Duck Silence to become the tag team champions, correct?
GNA - Yes.
The Sam08 - Well THAT is an excellent idea GNA! Stryker Duck Silence, heed my warning. Whether it be sooner or whether it be later, The Southwest Connection WILL be Tag Team champs. And we won't be silent about it. Now excuse me, I gotta go get my champs ready.
GNA - There you are. this is GNA, signing out.
WWCF Monday NiteRaw
September 8, 2008
(WWCF opens up with a package video showing highlights from the first round of the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament)
JR- Welcome wrestling fans to the second edition of Monday NiteRaw. With me tonight is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Tony Schivone.
Tony(wearing a neck brace)- Thats right JR and what a night we have for you. The second round of the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament will take place tonight.
Brain- Yes and tonight you all have the privledge of listening to the great color commentaries of me The Brain. Remember...............WWCF: ITS WHERE THE BIG KIDS PLAY!!!!!
Tony- Lets go down to the ring.
(Owner of the WWCF Mr. D-Day Dave makes his way down to the ring and grabs a mic.)
Mr. D-Day Dave- Tonight is a huge night for the WWCF. Not only will we have the second round to the World title tournament but in our opening match we will also have a no count out match between Starshine and Providence. Also later tonight I shall name the tag team that will face The Southwest Connection next week right here on Monday NiteRaw to see who will become the No. 1 Contenders for Stryker Dark Silence's WWCF Tag Team Championships at GookerMania. Also later tonight I shall name a Commissioner who will help take control under me to make sure things run more smoothly.
(The Sam08 and his new clients The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) come out. The Sam08 gets on the mic but before he can talk the lights go out and pyro shoots off at the entrances as Evil Masked wordlifeecw’s music hits the PA system)
*Evil Masked wordlifeecw comes to the ring*
"You know something, Sam08, I think all these people are sick of hearing about you and your family and your plans. I know I'M sick of it. If guys wanna a match so bad, how about right here, right now, I kick all three of your asses?"
*The SWC rush wordlifeecw, who responds with a double chokeslam on Tyfo and littlenaitch. Sam08 tries to get away, but he's caught by wordlifeecw. The Evil Masked One tombstones Sam08*
"That was only the beginning. By the end of the night, there will be MORE victims."
*wordlifeecw places replicas of his mask over the faces of Sam08 and the SWC.*
"Evil is ALWAYS more fun with a mask. *Evil laughter*"
*Sets off his pyro and leaves*
Opening Contest
No Count Out Match
Starshine
VS
Cthulhu (aka) ftahgn-WINNER
ROUND 2 OF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT
Match 1
Disco Stu Is Always Tired
VS
J Is Justice-WINNER
JR- BAH GAHD IT WAS CLOSE BUT THAT IS IT! J IS JUSTICE MOVES ON TO THE THIRD ROUND!
Tony- Okay fans get ready becasue we have a big match up next. The Tank will take on Bob Schlapowitz. They almost met in the steve invitational Forum Champion tournament but j.d. managed to knock them both out. We will be right back after a word from our sponsors.
*Slim Jim Commercial airs*
Match 2
The Tank
VS
Bob Schlapowitz-WINNER
(Mr. D-Day Dave makes his way down to the ring.)
Mr. D-Day Dave- Now it is time to announce the new Commissioner of the World WrestleCrap Federation. This man shall join my staff and help keep order to WWCF. He is the innovator behind the original WWCF tournament and now the new WWCF Commissioner.............................
…………..stevierichardsfan babyface!!!!!!!!!!!
Match 3
Your Uncle Seth Drakin-WINNER
VS
The Iron Giant
Match 4
Macho Dude Handy Damage
VS
MiLo Duck-WINNER
Match 5
TAFKA(The Artist Formerly Known As) Above Average-WINNER
VS
Buggy The Clown
Match 6
Mr. John S. Amigo-WINNER
VS
SuperSweetSolid
Match 7
Madman Szalinski-WINNER
VS
littlenaitch
Match 8
TromboneMan-WINNER
VS
One Doley Nation
(D-Day Dave themes starts up and he comes out to the ring with some big announcements.)
Mr. D-Day Dave- There has been a lot of questions concerning the Tag Team Championships lately. Well before I get to that first I want to get to the Forum Championship. As you all know j.d. is the new WWCF Forum Champion. He will have his first defense at GookerMania. I will be taking sign ups for anyone who wants to be No. 1 Contender for the Forum Championship. Everyone who signs up will get a chance.
Now as for the Tag Team Championships this is how it goes. There are currently four teams(well sort of) who want a shot. There are two more Monday NiteRaws that will take place before GookerMania. GookerMania will either take place on Monday September 29.(it will take the place for NiteRaw since more people are home on monday nights to watch raw.)
This is what will happen. Next week on Monday September 15 edition of NiteRaw there will be two tag team matches. The winners of those two tag team matches will go on to September 22 edition of NiteRaw to face off with each other to decide a No. 1 Contender for the Tag Team Championship and will face Stryker Dark Silence at GookerMania.
Now here are the teams. The first team is Justice And Providence- J Is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence.
The team they will be facing have asked me not to reveal them yet. They would like it to be a surprise. They have until Thursday of this week to reveal it or I will.
Now as for the next two teams. Obviously the first one is The Southwest Connection. They will be taking on Evil Masked wordlifeecw in a handicap match!!!!!
At the end of the night at Midnight Cthulhu became the WWCF Hardcore Champion in a free for all hardcore match that included everyone on the roster.
Monday Niteraw
September 15, 2008
*A video plays, highlighting the events of the last week: Providence winning the Hardcore Title, Buggy joining the Forum Title hunt, wordlifeecw's attack on the Sam08 Family, Povidence's attack on The Tank, The Tank's attack on Seth Drakin, and the second round of the World Title Tournament.
The Monday NiteRaw opening plays, and we go live to the arena, where Tony Schiavonni, Bobby Heenan, and Jim Ross sit at the announce table*
Tony: Welcome everybody, to Monday NiteRaw! Tonight, the World Title tournament continues. We're down to eight, and tonight, we'll narrow it down to four!
JR: Also, the big tag team contenders tournament. Tyfo and Naitch have promised a victory, but first they have to get through the monster, Evil Masked wordlifeecw.
Brain: And Amigo and The Tank have also joined the tag team title hunt, as they will face Providence and J is Justice.
Tony: Also, a big 6 man Battle Royal to determine the number one contender for the Forum Title. Tonight, j.d. will learn who he's facing at GookerMania.
JR: And we're gonna start off with the NiteRaw debut of Uncle Seth's Neighborhood, with special guest, Evil Masked wordlifeecw.
*We go to the ring, which is already set up for Uncle Seth's Neighborhood*
Seth: Oh hello, didnt see any of you come in. Sit down and welcome everyone to Uncle Seth's Neighborhood. A show that is so popular that it is now on Nite Raw. Now the reason I am here and not in my house was because of the last interview and it took me alot of time to clean the blood from the carpet. Now, after this show, you will have the honor of seeing me defeat MiLo Duck, who is a greedy man for even wanting two titles. Now I have dealt with Tank last week and let me tell you that all of these people who want two titles are all greedy men and deserve the worst that comes with their greed. After all, Greed is a Deadly Sin and at the WWCF, we dont need people committing deadly sins. But right now, let me introduce a man who is a greedy person for wanting two titles himself and that man is Evil Masked wordlifeecw.
*Seth waits for his guest*
(Evil Masked wordlifeecw’s music start playing and he comes out to the ring.)
Seth: Welcome....why dont you have a seat???
*Evil Masked wordlifeecw just stands there*
Seth: Okay....we can do this interview standing up then, but before you do, I hope you do know that I hope you lose to the Southwest Connection for three reasons. One is I have to be friends with TheSam08 and two, like I said before I introduced you, I hate people who are greedy and you winning two belts is greedy. Now the third reason is a one man tag team makes no sense in my eyes.
But I see that I might be angering you and since it is almost halloween, I have something for you.
*Seth goes behind his chair and reveals that he has a candy bowl.*
Seth: You see, you have a mask on so I guess you must love halloween since you can play trick or treat and get some candy for once.
*Seth puts the candy bowl on table.*
Seth: But I have to ask when you do lose to the Southwest Connection, what will be next for you.
*Seth waits for a reply*
*wordlifeecw Sets a handful of candy*
"Well, first of all, I should warn you that MiLo Duck will be no easy opponent. You know how many times I've burned him with pyro, only for him to get back up again."
*Shoves a bunch of candy in his mouth*
"And as far as my match tonight, I don't plan to lose. I plan on destroying Tyfo and Naitch. And if The Sam08, TromboneMan, or even you get involved, I will have no problem crushing any of you like bugs."
*Bends down to feed the puppy some candy*
"Now, I asked for this interview because I have an announcement to make. I'm challenging the winner of the World Title Tournament to a match. Now, I don't want it to be for the title. I'm not greedy, despite what you think, Seth. I simply want to test the champion, to see if he's worthy. So whoever wins the tournament, be aware that I'll be waiting for you."
*Takes another handful of candy*
"Now, do you have any other questions for me?"
*The Tank produces a microphone from nowhere, and gets up from the commentary chair*
The Tank- The Tank has a question, ya big ol' masked jabroni. Do you really think that you'll be able to take down all of the Sam08 Family single-handedly?
It doesn't matter how many fancy fire tricks you can do, when it boils down to it: There's five of them, and one of you.
Wordlifeecw- "Let me worry about the Sam08 Family. You should worry more about all the enemies you've made over the last two weeks. And I thought people hated ME.
Plus, after I destroy the Southwest Posers and you and Amigo wipe the floor with Providence and Justice, you'll have to contend with ME. If I were you, I'd worry more about making sure you have a good insurance policy."
Seth: Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa.....this is my interview. Tank, you had your interview last week. And secondly, I am not a member of The Sam08 Family. I am just a friend of TheSam08 as he and I see many things the same way. And a third thing, I am not interfering in anything unless I am prompted to.
Yes, I do have another question. What makes you think the winner of the world title tournament will want to face you....even if it is a non-title match? No offense, but that doesnt seem like a win win situation for the champ, who of course will be me.
Wordlifeecw- "Well, if the champion is truly a fighting champion, he'll take on ANYBODY. Now, on the other hand, if the champion wants to take the easy way out and duck my challenge, he'll simply prove that he's a paper champion. I just want to see if the best deserves to be called the best. Now are we thorugh here? I have a match to prepare for."
*The Tank enters the ring, steps in between of Evil Masked Wordlifeecw and Seth Drakin, and gets right in Drakin's face*
Drakin, what makes you think that The Tank is buying this bulls*** for even a second? Do you really think that ANYONE is buying this s***?
Drakin: I......
NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!
All that matters is that you're in with the Sam08 Family, whether you'll admit it or not. And The Tank wants you to remember, Drakin: You've got a grudge with The Tank, not the other way around. The Tank is just fine with letting you go unharmed.
*turns to face wordlifeecw*
And as for you, jabroni. Don't you ever, AND THE TANK MEANS EVER!!!, insult him like that again. The Tank respects your abilities, and your........talent.......in hurting people, but The Tank could floor you in seconds, son. So, just do yourself a favor, and shut your big ugly mouth, and save yourself from gettin' a smackdown.
*wordlifeecw grabs the Tank by the throat*
"Excuse me, but did you just threaten ME?! Did I hear you right?! You just made a big mistake."
*Seth just gets out of the ring*
Seth: You know what....this interview is over. You two can have your little debate, but I wont be a part of it and Tank. I dont have a grudge with you because as far as I am concerned, I dealt with you last week when I hit you over the head with a steel chair and you lost your match against Bob.
Oh yeah, and while MiLo may have survived an attack from savages, will he be able to survive a fight from a civilized professional? Any moron can use weapons, but it takes a real professional to fight a wrestling style of match.
*Seth leaves*
*knocks wordlifeecw's arm off of throat, whips out taser and backs up to the rope*
Hey, hey, hey, hey, EASY!!!
You have enough enemies right now, and The Tank has enough enemies right now!!! So just calm down, big man! Calm...down...
Alright, that was uncalled for. The Tank apologizes. After all, even though you and The Tank have nothing in common at all, The Tank thinks we can agree on one thing, and that is hating *that* guy and his Sam08 friends. So, The Tank will take his leave now.
But remember, big man.......when they decide to jump you......The Tank's gonna be there, so you may wanna play your cards right.
*The Tank leaves the ring and starts heading up the ramp*
*Sets off pyro before leaving the ring*
Tony: Well, that was intense. Now for our first match: J is Justice V. Bob Schlapowitz
JR: Who will win this contest?!
Heenan: Ask Bob Schlapowitz.
WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Round 3
Singles Match
J is Justice
VS
Bob Schlapowitz-WINNER
Tony: And Bob advances to semifinals!
Heenan: Hey, Bob got it right again.
JR: What are you talking about?
Heenan: I asked Bob Schlapowitz who was gonna win and he said he would. He was right!
Tony: Anyway, our next match is Your Uncle Seth Drakin VS MiLo Duck.
Singles Match
Your Uncle Seth Drakin
VS
MiLo Duck-WINNER
Tony: Well, MiLo won that one pretty decisively. Now for our next match: TAFKA(The Artist Formerly Known As) Above Average VS J. S. Amigo
Singles Match
Above Average
VS
John S. Amigo-WINNER
Singles Match
Madman Szalinski-WINNER
VS
TromboneMan W/The Sam08
Battle Royal to name a WWCF Forum Championship # 1 Contender
Buggy The Clown, MolotovMocktail, littlenaitch, One Doley Nation-WINNER, Koda89, Disco Stu
Tag Team Match
Justice And Providence- J Is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence-WINNERS
VS
The Tank and Amigo
MAIN EVENT Handicap Tag Team Match
The Southwest Connection- littlenaitch and Tyfo w/Sam08
VS
Evil Masked wordlifeecw-WINNER
Monday NiteRaw
September 22, 2008
Double Main Event
World Title Tournament Semifinals
Bob Schlapowitz-WINNER
VS
MiLo Duck
World Title Tournament Semifinals- "Polish Hammers Match"
Amigo-WINNER
VS
Madman Szalinski
Uncle Seth's Neighborhood: Special Guest will be winner of the Evil Masked wordlifeecw VS Cthulhu aka Providence
Tag Team Contender's Tournament Final
Monster VS Monster(Cthulhu’s partner J is Justice was injured)
Evil Masked wordlifeecw
VS
Cthulhu-WINNER
One Doley Nation
VS
Starshine-WINNER
littleniatch
VS
"Ace Reporter" Motor-Colt-WINNER
Tyfo85
VS
Above Average-WINNER
Monday Niteraw
October 6, 2008
Legion -WINNER
VS
Koda
Buggy The Clown
VS
General of the Monkey Army-WINNER
J is Justice-WINNER
VS
Tyfo
Starshine
VS
Above Average-WINNER
Singles Match for the TromboneWeight Championship
TromboneMan(c) W/The Sam
VS
Motor-Colt-WINNER
MiLo Duck
VS
Littlenaitch-WINNER
Uncle Seth’s Neighborhood
*In the ring, Seth is looking at the fans.*
Seth: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the neighborhood. This week, I will be having special guests TheSam08 and Motor Colt. Now...normally, I would have a speech about Tank and everything else, but hell.....this is the biggest show EVER. So lets get the two men out here right now.
*Seth waits for his guests. Motor-Colt’s music hits and he comes out with the TromboneWeight Championship. Before he can get in the ring though J is Justice and Cthulhu attack him from behind. They throw him into the ring where Seth hits his finisher on him.*
Seth: Say hello.....to the Neighborhood Watch Committee.
*Seth, Justice, & Providence leave the ring.*
Tag Team Match
The Tank and John S. Amigo
VS
Seth Drakin and J is Justice-WINNERS
MAIN EVENT: Monster Balls Match
Cthulhu
VS
Evil Masked wordlifeecw-WINNER
VS
Doley
Monday Niteraw
October 13, 2008
Tony- Welcome fans to another great edition of WWCF Monday NiteRaw.
JR- Thats right tonight we got a barn burner. Double main event to decide which two participants will take on Evil Masked wordlifeecw in the Triple Threat Main Event next week.
Brain- Yeah and the winner of that will take on John S. Amigo for the World Championship in the Chambers Of Horrors Match at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies.
Tony- lets get right to the action.
Disco Stu-WINNER
VS
General of the Monkey Army
Tyfo
VS
Buggy The Clown-WINNER
*Backstage with G. Neric.*
G. Neric - What a huge night we have. COngradulatios to Buddy for his big win. Now I'm standing here with one of the men who will compete in the contenders three way, Starshine.
*Shown sitting down, adjusting shin guards*
G. Neric - So, how does it feel to be given a chance at getting a shot at the WCWF Championship?
*Starshine doesn't respond, not even looking up*
G. Neric - ...So, um, anything to say about your opponents Tromboneman and Legion?
Starshine - ...
G. Neric - Um well, best of luck to you anyway. What a great night we've had! Back to you guys.
Platypus Suit Match
Stryker-WINNER
VS
TheSam08
THE SLEEPER IS ON, SAM IS GOING DOWN, STRUGGLING....HE'S OUT!
*Puts suit on Sam*
Get out of that one Ausser man
MiLo Duck- *puts fire ants in Platypus suit when nobody is looking*
*The Sam wakes up. Realises he's wearing the suit.
He starts slipping and sliding and falling over trying to get out of the suit and realises there may be ants in his suit.*
*Tyfo picks up The Sam and carries him to the back, shielding him from the camera's*
"Go laugh it up somewhere else ya jackasses!"
Square
VS
Littlenaitch-WINNER
Six-Man Tag Team Action:
The Story(Motor-Colt and Above Average) and The Tank
VS DOUBLE DQ
The Neighborhood Watch Committee(Seth Drakin, Providence, and Justice)
Singles Match(If wordlifeecw wins then The Sam has to be his slave for a week. If Amigo wins then wordlifeecw has to work for The Sam08 Family for an unspecified amount of time.)
John S. Amigo
VS
Evil Masked wordlifeecw-WINNER
*Rolls out of the ring and heads towards the announce booth. TheSam08 tries to run, but Above Average stops him from going anywhere*
"*Evil laugh* It hasn't been your night, has it Sam? You're stuck wearing that ridiculous costume, the champion has quit the Family, and now, you're all mine.
First of all, I'm going to stay here at ringside to do commentary on the double main event. I want you to go to the concession stand and buy me one of everything. That match made me hungry."
FIRST HALF MAIN EVENT Triple Threat Match
Legion
VS
Starshine-WINNER
VS
TromboneMan
*wordlifeecw takes off headset and goes into the ring*
"Congratulations Starshine. That was an amazing match. I look forward to next week."
*Shakes Starshine's hand*
"Now feel free to hang out at the booth with us. Sam? Go get him a beer and a hotdog."
MAIN EVENT: Triple Threat Match
MiLo Duck-WINNER
VS
Koda
VS
Motor-Colt
Monday Niteraw
October 20, 2008
Earlier at about 10:00 AM in the arena.
*wordifeecw enters the arena, with TheSam08 trailing behind him, carrying several bags*
wordlifeecw: "Hurry up Sam! I don't have all day."
TheSam: Thank goodness Monday is finally here! I thought this week would never end.
wordlifeecw: "It's not over yet. You're still my slave until NiteRaw starts. Now go get me something from catering."
TheSam: Of course. *Starts walking away. Suddenly, TheSam spins around* NOW!!!
*The Sam08 Family jumps wordlifeecw from behind. The Connection lays the boots to wordlifeecw while TromboneMan repeatedly clobbers the Evil Masked One with a trombone. After the savage beating, Tyfo and Naitch hold wordlifeecw up*
TheSam: What did I tell you? TheSam08 Family ALWAYS walks away the winners! *Slaps wordlifeecw*
*WWCF Security and EMTs come running to check on wordlifeecw as the Sam08 Family takes off, laughing*
EMT worker: This looks bad. Let's get him to the hospital.
*wordlifeecw is loaded onto a stretcher and into an ambulance, which takes off towards the hospital*
*A COUPLE HOURS LATER AT THE HOSPITAL*
*At the hospital, a nurse is trying to check wordlifeecw for any broken bones. The Evil Masked One is trying to get out of the bed and back to the arena*
wordlifeecw: "You don't understand, I have a match tonight. You have to let me go back to the arena."
Nurse: Sir, you need to lie down.
wordlifeecw: "Look, this match is important. I can't let everyone down."
Nurse: Sir, if you don't calm down and let me do my job, I'm going to have to sedate you.
wordlifeecw: "But... *The nurse prepares to sedate the Evil One* ...fine." *Lies back down*
*A FEW MORE HOURS LATER*
*From a hospital room*
"Tonight, MiLo Duck, Starshine, and myself shall battle it out to determine who gets to take John S. Amigo's championship and send him into retirement. I shall reign superior over both my opponents and I will have the pleasure of ridding the WWCF of Mr. Amigo once and for all.
TheSam08, you've made a big mistake. Everything I do to your Family and those associated with you, it's on your head. I'll recover, and I'll be at NiteRaw tonight, regardless of what the doctors say."
*A doctor walks into the room*
Sir, I'm afraid you've suffered several cracked ribs, as well as a mild concussion. I'd like to advise you to stay as far away from the ring as possible.
"Doctor, I appreciate your advice, but I have a match to win."
*wordlifeecw walks out the door. Outside the room, the Evil Masked One grabs an orderly and chokeslams him*
"Next stop, NiteRaw. *Evil laugh*
*wordlifeecw hijacks an ambulance and speeds off toward the arena*
*BACK AT THE ARENA*
(The Sam, Tromboneman, Tyfo and Littlenaitch are standing in a room high fiving and laughing and all around celebrating. G.Neric walks in)
G.N. - The Sam, what did you bully's do to wordlifeecw? That was uncalled for.
T.S. - Uncalled for, have you been watching WWCF with your eyes shut for the past week? I have been humiliated and degraded by that JERK! all week long. I had to wear a French maid outfit, I had to mow his lawns, I had to play poker with him, I had to watch that "Kennel from Hell" match (throws up in his mouth a little bit)...excuse me.
BUT NOW! Now the Family rides supreme.
And if wordlifeecw or The Story want a fight? We're right here (a bunch of security walk in off screen)..right behind this security.
G.N. - What about Tromboneman's weight?
T.S. - Let's just see.
(Tromboneman steps on the scales, and official walks out of nowhere to check the weight)
Official - 255 lbs 5.9 ounces.
(The Family begin celebrating by pouring champagne over Tromboneman)
G.N. - So it appears Tromboneman WILL be facing Motorcolt in this "Phantom of the opera" match.
T.S. - It doesn't matter what match Tromboneman is in, you can put him in a cage match, a pole match, blindfold match, a....kennel from hell...it doesn't matter. Tromboneman will ALWAYS come out on top.
And this is just the start of a great night for The Family. Tromboneman, Tyfo and Littlenaitch will walk away the winners. And at NOTWZ, we will walk away the champions.
(continues celebrating)
*LATE AFTERNOON*
*In the trainer's room, wordlifeecw is having his ribs taped up*
Trainer: You know, you're lucky D-Dayve's letting you compete at all. He wasn't very happy about you stealing that ambulance, not to mention beating up an orderly.
wordlifeecw: "Yeah, he was pretty pissed, wasn't he?"
Trainer: I wouldn't sound too happy about that if I were you. D-Dayve can always change his mind.
wordlifeecw: "Instead of giving me advice, how 'bout you just finish taping me up. The time approaches."
*Seth comes up to Evil Masked wordlifeecw with a little pain in his back.*
Seth: Too bad about the injury and what was really bad is that your crew members weren't there to help you. You see, when one of the Neighborhood Watch Committee is in trouble of injury. Even right now, Justice and Providence aren't that far off in case one of us is in trouble. Too bad the lame ass Story isn't the same way.
But what am I doing wasting my time with you?
*Seth looks at the trainer.*
Seth: Hey you, when you are done with this schmuck, I need you in the Neighborhood Watch Committee's locker room.
Trainer: Why do you need that?
Seth: Well, I guess you havent noticed the pain in my back. But I do have no problem showing visual evidence.
*Seth takes off his shirt to show some welts on his back.*
Trainer: What the hell happened to you?
Seth: Training injuries. We were testing endurance to a singapore cane and Providence went a little overboard with it.
* Seth puts back on his shirt.*
Seth: So I will see you then.
*Seth goes to leave, but looks at wordlifeecw again.*
Seth: Oh, I do have an object that I used to help myself through the pain. But I plan on showing it to The Tank tonight. And plus, why would I give anything to a man who hides behind a mask.
*Seth goes to leave, but before he goes....wordlifeecw slaps him on that back and Seth screams in pain and curses on the way out.*
Monday Niteraw Starts
*NiteRaw opens up with a video package showcasing the events of the last week. The NiteRaw theme plays, and pyro goes off in the arena*
Tony: Welcome to NiteRaw! We have a huge night ahead of us!
JR: That's right! Tonight, we'll find out who's going on to face John S. Amigo inside the Chamber of Horrors!
Brain: Also, Seth Drakin and The Tank will participate in Pick Your Poison Matches! We know that Tank will be facing Tyfo, but Seth's opponent is still a mystery.
Tony: We'll learn what this Phantom of the Opera Match is all about as well. Now, let's go right to the action!
The General of the Monkey Army
VS
Doley-WINNER
Pick Your Poison Match(The Tank picked an opponent for Seth Drakin as build up to their match at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies PPV)Non-Title Match
Uncle Seth Drakin-WINNER
VS
j.d.(Forum Champion)
Pick Your Poison Match 2(Seth Drakin picked an opponent or The Tank)
The Tank-WINNER
VS
Tyfo
Above Average
VS DOUBLE COUNT OUT
TromboneMan
J is Justice-WINNER
VS
Littlenaitch
Motor-Colt-WINNER
VS
Cthulhu
Backstage, Seth has a special weapon in his bag, he looks at the camera.
Seth: A few days ago, I promised to show The Tank personally this special weapon. However, since Tank set the damn Forums Champ on me.....I decided that it would be better to show him it personally another day. But, I can show all of you.
*Seth opens his bag and reveals an old metal walking cane.*
Seth: This cane has been needed on several occasions when training and I used it so much afterwards that this cane and I have developed an old kinship. And this cane has helped me through the pain on several occasions. It would only be fitting that this cane be the instrument of your own destruction so be everyone on the pay per view, prepare to see this cane be a bit stained......with Tank's blood.
Normally, I wouldnt resort to this type of violence, but sometimes to beat a monster, you have to become a monster.
Oh, and wordlifeecw......I was kind of dissapointed you couldnt beat MiLo Duck as I was hoping to be facing you in my world title match. But MiLo is another guy who has crossed my path badly so I have no problem taking on the winner between a duck and a false gentlemen. But after this match with Tank, I will not accept any type of savage match for my rightful title match.
One more thing wordlifeecw, now you know what happens when you hurt a member of the Neighborhood Watch Committee.....you just end up with what we call a receipt.
MAIN EVENT: TRIPLE THREAT MATCH(winner faces WWCF World Champ John S. Amigo at Night Of the Wrestling Zombies in a Chamber of Horrors Match for the WWCF World Championship)
Evil Masked wordlifeecw
VS
Starshine
VS
MiLo Duck-WINNER
These are all from when we did the show on the day of the actual show and did like 3 to 5 votes for every match as it happened. We didn't do the PM Voting System until after Night Of the Wrestling Zombies October 2008 PPV.
I will be adding these to the Monday Niteraw archives on the main site with text coloring soon.
The First Ever Monday Niteraw
September 1, 2008
Monday Niteraw open up with the Monday Niteraw logo and fireworks in the arena. We are joined by commentators Tony Schivone and Art Donavan.
Tony Schivone- Okay Art we are ready for the first match of the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament.
Art Donovan- What is the WWCF and how much does it weigh?
WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Round 1
Match 1
Vyse
VS
Disco Stu-WINNER
Match 2
J Is Justice-WINNER
VS
Tyfo85 5150
Match 3
Strykerdarksilence
VS
The Tank-WINNER
Match 4
Bob Schlapowitz-WINNER
VS
D-lirious-2
Match 5
stevierichardsfan babyface
VS
Your Uncle Seth Drakin-WINNER
Match 6
Cthulhu
VS
The Iron Giant-WINNER
Match 7
Macho Dude Handy Damage-WINNER by forfeit
VS
D-Day Dave
Match 8
MiLo Duck-WINNER
VS
Starshine
Match 9
IchiMan
VS
Above Average-WINNER
Match 10
Buggy The Clown-WINNER
VS
Legion
Match 11
Evil Masked worldlifeecw
VS
John S. Amigo-WINNER
Match 12
SuperSweet-WINNER
VS
Koda89, Master Cold Train
Match 13
Bad Booking
VS
Madman Szalinski-WINNER
Match 14
Littlenaitch-WINNER
VS
RX-78-2
The Sam08 Promo
(The Sam08 has made his way to ringside)
Tony - What is The Sam08 doing here? And whats with all those pieces of paper he's carrying?
Art - How much do doz papers weigh?
Tony - I better go and ask him.
(Tony proceeds to get his fat arse up with a microphone and waddle towards The Sam08)
Tony - The Sam08, what is going on? What's with all these papers?
The Sam08 - What's with all the questions Tony?
Tony - Does this have to do with that ridiculous Manager Pledge Drive?
The Sam08 - That's right Tony, you know since I made my intentions clear here in the WWCF I have received millions of applications from people all over this country of ours of Parts Unknown. And gotta say, the majority of these people are morons (boo) Take a look at this guy Tony (Grabs a piece of paper, shows Tony) He's some hillbilly from Kentucky, says the only training he has had is "wrasslin my pooch on me matres"? I don't know what that is and I don't wanna know. Or how about this guy (throws away original piece of paper and grabs another) Apparently this guy thinks he's a turkey, you know what so do I.
Tony - Is this going anywhere The Sam08?
The Sam08 - What do you think Tony? And finally checkout this guy (grabs another piece of paper) this guy's gimmick, at least I think it's a gimmick, is that he is a hobo. He has a ventriloquist dummy, he's appeared on Toxic Avenger 21st anniversary DVD and has claimed to do things to a cheer leading costume that can't be said on a family program like this.
And do you know what all those people had in common? They all stink! However amongst this pile of trash, garbage and general filth there are 2 that actually stand out. But because I'm an enigma and I have a bus to catch I am not gonna give any of you the privilege of knowing tonight. So if you want to know who I will be managing, tune in next week. Same The Sam08 time, same The Sam08 channel.
Match 15
TromboneMan-WINNER
VS
Z lpempleh
Match 16
Triple Threat
Ravishing Rob Rude
VS
One Doley Nation
VS
MolotovMocktail
The WWCF Hardcore Championship was fought over all night backstage by the entire roster with the end of the show being the cutoff time. The Tank ended up with the Hardcore Championship at the end of the show technically becoming the first ever WWCF Hardcore Champion but owner D-Day Dave came out and said that the match would go until 12:00 Midnight. This enraged The Tank but he had to do what he had to do. Buggy The Clown ended up with the Hardcore Championship.
Monday Niteraw
September 7, 2008
Monday Niteraw opens with a video that was taped yesterday.
GNA - Hello, G. Neric. Announcer here at the WWCF HQ in Parts Unknown. And with me is the self proclaimed Manager of champions, The Sam08. The Sam everyone wants to know, who are you managing exactly, and why does that make you the Manager of Champions.
The Sam08 - I'm gonna let everyone know right now, you see last Monday I said I would reveal my clients this Monday as a surprise. But you see, I'm a smart guy, and I am smarter than that. You see to be even more surprising, I've decided to say it now.
My first client and the first member of The Sam08 Family is.....TromboneMan.
TromboneMan may not be a champion, yet, but remember GNA Trombone Man is still in the running to become the first ever WWCF Heavyweight Champion. And mark my words ladies and gentlemen, TromboneMan WILL become the first WWCF Champion at Gookermania. What makes him different than all those other schmucks in the tournament? Is that he understands the difference a guy like me can have on his career.
So One Doley Nation, my advice to you is don't even show up this Monday. Because your just gonna embarrass yourself in front of everybody. Just like Zlpempleh did this past Monday.
GNA - Wow! That is surprising! But, who is your 2nd client?
The Sam08 - Calm down GNA your gonna give yourself a rash if you keep getting that excited.
My second client, or should I say clients? are none other than littlenaitch and Tyfo89, The Southwest Connection!
GNA - But they too are not champions yet The Sam08?
The Sam08 - Really?...Well then, who are the champions?
GNA - Stryker Duck Silence.
The Sam08 - I see, so, I guess what you're saying is that SWC would have to beat Stryker Duck Silence to become the tag team champions, correct?
GNA - Yes.
The Sam08 - Well THAT is an excellent idea GNA! Stryker Duck Silence, heed my warning. Whether it be sooner or whether it be later, The Southwest Connection WILL be Tag Team champs. And we won't be silent about it. Now excuse me, I gotta go get my champs ready.
GNA - There you are. this is GNA, signing out.
WWCF Monday NiteRaw
September 8, 2008
(WWCF opens up with a package video showing highlights from the first round of the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament)
JR- Welcome wrestling fans to the second edition of Monday NiteRaw. With me tonight is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Tony Schivone.
Tony(wearing a neck brace)- Thats right JR and what a night we have for you. The second round of the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament will take place tonight.
Brain- Yes and tonight you all have the privledge of listening to the great color commentaries of me The Brain. Remember...............WWCF: ITS WHERE THE BIG KIDS PLAY!!!!!
Tony- Lets go down to the ring.
(Owner of the WWCF Mr. D-Day Dave makes his way down to the ring and grabs a mic.)
Mr. D-Day Dave- Tonight is a huge night for the WWCF. Not only will we have the second round to the World title tournament but in our opening match we will also have a no count out match between Starshine and Providence. Also later tonight I shall name the tag team that will face The Southwest Connection next week right here on Monday NiteRaw to see who will become the No. 1 Contenders for Stryker Dark Silence's WWCF Tag Team Championships at GookerMania. Also later tonight I shall name a Commissioner who will help take control under me to make sure things run more smoothly.
(The Sam08 and his new clients The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) come out. The Sam08 gets on the mic but before he can talk the lights go out and pyro shoots off at the entrances as Evil Masked wordlifeecw’s music hits the PA system)
*Evil Masked wordlifeecw comes to the ring*
"You know something, Sam08, I think all these people are sick of hearing about you and your family and your plans. I know I'M sick of it. If guys wanna a match so bad, how about right here, right now, I kick all three of your asses?"
*The SWC rush wordlifeecw, who responds with a double chokeslam on Tyfo and littlenaitch. Sam08 tries to get away, but he's caught by wordlifeecw. The Evil Masked One tombstones Sam08*
"That was only the beginning. By the end of the night, there will be MORE victims."
*wordlifeecw places replicas of his mask over the faces of Sam08 and the SWC.*
"Evil is ALWAYS more fun with a mask. *Evil laughter*"
*Sets off his pyro and leaves*
Opening Contest
No Count Out Match
Starshine
VS
Cthulhu (aka) ftahgn-WINNER
ROUND 2 OF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT
Match 1
Disco Stu Is Always Tired
VS
J Is Justice-WINNER
JR- BAH GAHD IT WAS CLOSE BUT THAT IS IT! J IS JUSTICE MOVES ON TO THE THIRD ROUND!
Tony- Okay fans get ready becasue we have a big match up next. The Tank will take on Bob Schlapowitz. They almost met in the steve invitational Forum Champion tournament but j.d. managed to knock them both out. We will be right back after a word from our sponsors.
*Slim Jim Commercial airs*
Match 2
The Tank
VS
Bob Schlapowitz-WINNER
(Mr. D-Day Dave makes his way down to the ring.)
Mr. D-Day Dave- Now it is time to announce the new Commissioner of the World WrestleCrap Federation. This man shall join my staff and help keep order to WWCF. He is the innovator behind the original WWCF tournament and now the new WWCF Commissioner.............................
…………..stevierichardsfan babyface!!!!!!!!!!!
Match 3
Your Uncle Seth Drakin-WINNER
VS
The Iron Giant
Match 4
Macho Dude Handy Damage
VS
MiLo Duck-WINNER
Match 5
TAFKA(The Artist Formerly Known As) Above Average-WINNER
VS
Buggy The Clown
Match 6
Mr. John S. Amigo-WINNER
VS
SuperSweetSolid
Match 7
Madman Szalinski-WINNER
VS
littlenaitch
Match 8
TromboneMan-WINNER
VS
One Doley Nation
(D-Day Dave themes starts up and he comes out to the ring with some big announcements.)
Mr. D-Day Dave- There has been a lot of questions concerning the Tag Team Championships lately. Well before I get to that first I want to get to the Forum Championship. As you all know j.d. is the new WWCF Forum Champion. He will have his first defense at GookerMania. I will be taking sign ups for anyone who wants to be No. 1 Contender for the Forum Championship. Everyone who signs up will get a chance.
Now as for the Tag Team Championships this is how it goes. There are currently four teams(well sort of) who want a shot. There are two more Monday NiteRaws that will take place before GookerMania. GookerMania will either take place on Monday September 29.(it will take the place for NiteRaw since more people are home on monday nights to watch raw.)
This is what will happen. Next week on Monday September 15 edition of NiteRaw there will be two tag team matches. The winners of those two tag team matches will go on to September 22 edition of NiteRaw to face off with each other to decide a No. 1 Contender for the Tag Team Championship and will face Stryker Dark Silence at GookerMania.
Now here are the teams. The first team is Justice And Providence- J Is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence.
The team they will be facing have asked me not to reveal them yet. They would like it to be a surprise. They have until Thursday of this week to reveal it or I will.
Now as for the next two teams. Obviously the first one is The Southwest Connection. They will be taking on Evil Masked wordlifeecw in a handicap match!!!!!
At the end of the night at Midnight Cthulhu became the WWCF Hardcore Champion in a free for all hardcore match that included everyone on the roster.
Monday Niteraw
September 15, 2008
*A video plays, highlighting the events of the last week: Providence winning the Hardcore Title, Buggy joining the Forum Title hunt, wordlifeecw's attack on the Sam08 Family, Povidence's attack on The Tank, The Tank's attack on Seth Drakin, and the second round of the World Title Tournament.
The Monday NiteRaw opening plays, and we go live to the arena, where Tony Schiavonni, Bobby Heenan, and Jim Ross sit at the announce table*
Tony: Welcome everybody, to Monday NiteRaw! Tonight, the World Title tournament continues. We're down to eight, and tonight, we'll narrow it down to four!
JR: Also, the big tag team contenders tournament. Tyfo and Naitch have promised a victory, but first they have to get through the monster, Evil Masked wordlifeecw.
Brain: And Amigo and The Tank have also joined the tag team title hunt, as they will face Providence and J is Justice.
Tony: Also, a big 6 man Battle Royal to determine the number one contender for the Forum Title. Tonight, j.d. will learn who he's facing at GookerMania.
JR: And we're gonna start off with the NiteRaw debut of Uncle Seth's Neighborhood, with special guest, Evil Masked wordlifeecw.
*We go to the ring, which is already set up for Uncle Seth's Neighborhood*
Seth: Oh hello, didnt see any of you come in. Sit down and welcome everyone to Uncle Seth's Neighborhood. A show that is so popular that it is now on Nite Raw. Now the reason I am here and not in my house was because of the last interview and it took me alot of time to clean the blood from the carpet. Now, after this show, you will have the honor of seeing me defeat MiLo Duck, who is a greedy man for even wanting two titles. Now I have dealt with Tank last week and let me tell you that all of these people who want two titles are all greedy men and deserve the worst that comes with their greed. After all, Greed is a Deadly Sin and at the WWCF, we dont need people committing deadly sins. But right now, let me introduce a man who is a greedy person for wanting two titles himself and that man is Evil Masked wordlifeecw.
*Seth waits for his guest*
(Evil Masked wordlifeecw’s music start playing and he comes out to the ring.)
Seth: Welcome....why dont you have a seat???
*Evil Masked wordlifeecw just stands there*
Seth: Okay....we can do this interview standing up then, but before you do, I hope you do know that I hope you lose to the Southwest Connection for three reasons. One is I have to be friends with TheSam08 and two, like I said before I introduced you, I hate people who are greedy and you winning two belts is greedy. Now the third reason is a one man tag team makes no sense in my eyes.
But I see that I might be angering you and since it is almost halloween, I have something for you.
*Seth goes behind his chair and reveals that he has a candy bowl.*
Seth: You see, you have a mask on so I guess you must love halloween since you can play trick or treat and get some candy for once.
*Seth puts the candy bowl on table.*
Seth: But I have to ask when you do lose to the Southwest Connection, what will be next for you.
*Seth waits for a reply*
*wordlifeecw Sets a handful of candy*
"Well, first of all, I should warn you that MiLo Duck will be no easy opponent. You know how many times I've burned him with pyro, only for him to get back up again."
*Shoves a bunch of candy in his mouth*
"And as far as my match tonight, I don't plan to lose. I plan on destroying Tyfo and Naitch. And if The Sam08, TromboneMan, or even you get involved, I will have no problem crushing any of you like bugs."
*Bends down to feed the puppy some candy*
"Now, I asked for this interview because I have an announcement to make. I'm challenging the winner of the World Title Tournament to a match. Now, I don't want it to be for the title. I'm not greedy, despite what you think, Seth. I simply want to test the champion, to see if he's worthy. So whoever wins the tournament, be aware that I'll be waiting for you."
*Takes another handful of candy*
"Now, do you have any other questions for me?"
*The Tank produces a microphone from nowhere, and gets up from the commentary chair*
The Tank- The Tank has a question, ya big ol' masked jabroni. Do you really think that you'll be able to take down all of the Sam08 Family single-handedly?
It doesn't matter how many fancy fire tricks you can do, when it boils down to it: There's five of them, and one of you.
Wordlifeecw- "Let me worry about the Sam08 Family. You should worry more about all the enemies you've made over the last two weeks. And I thought people hated ME.
Plus, after I destroy the Southwest Posers and you and Amigo wipe the floor with Providence and Justice, you'll have to contend with ME. If I were you, I'd worry more about making sure you have a good insurance policy."
Seth: Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa.....this is my interview. Tank, you had your interview last week. And secondly, I am not a member of The Sam08 Family. I am just a friend of TheSam08 as he and I see many things the same way. And a third thing, I am not interfering in anything unless I am prompted to.
Yes, I do have another question. What makes you think the winner of the world title tournament will want to face you....even if it is a non-title match? No offense, but that doesnt seem like a win win situation for the champ, who of course will be me.
Wordlifeecw- "Well, if the champion is truly a fighting champion, he'll take on ANYBODY. Now, on the other hand, if the champion wants to take the easy way out and duck my challenge, he'll simply prove that he's a paper champion. I just want to see if the best deserves to be called the best. Now are we thorugh here? I have a match to prepare for."
*The Tank enters the ring, steps in between of Evil Masked Wordlifeecw and Seth Drakin, and gets right in Drakin's face*
Drakin, what makes you think that The Tank is buying this bulls*** for even a second? Do you really think that ANYONE is buying this s***?
Drakin: I......
NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!
All that matters is that you're in with the Sam08 Family, whether you'll admit it or not. And The Tank wants you to remember, Drakin: You've got a grudge with The Tank, not the other way around. The Tank is just fine with letting you go unharmed.
*turns to face wordlifeecw*
And as for you, jabroni. Don't you ever, AND THE TANK MEANS EVER!!!, insult him like that again. The Tank respects your abilities, and your........talent.......in hurting people, but The Tank could floor you in seconds, son. So, just do yourself a favor, and shut your big ugly mouth, and save yourself from gettin' a smackdown.
*wordlifeecw grabs the Tank by the throat*
"Excuse me, but did you just threaten ME?! Did I hear you right?! You just made a big mistake."
*Seth just gets out of the ring*
Seth: You know what....this interview is over. You two can have your little debate, but I wont be a part of it and Tank. I dont have a grudge with you because as far as I am concerned, I dealt with you last week when I hit you over the head with a steel chair and you lost your match against Bob.
Oh yeah, and while MiLo may have survived an attack from savages, will he be able to survive a fight from a civilized professional? Any moron can use weapons, but it takes a real professional to fight a wrestling style of match.
*Seth leaves*
*knocks wordlifeecw's arm off of throat, whips out taser and backs up to the rope*
Hey, hey, hey, hey, EASY!!!
You have enough enemies right now, and The Tank has enough enemies right now!!! So just calm down, big man! Calm...down...
Alright, that was uncalled for. The Tank apologizes. After all, even though you and The Tank have nothing in common at all, The Tank thinks we can agree on one thing, and that is hating *that* guy and his Sam08 friends. So, The Tank will take his leave now.
But remember, big man.......when they decide to jump you......The Tank's gonna be there, so you may wanna play your cards right.
*The Tank leaves the ring and starts heading up the ramp*
*Sets off pyro before leaving the ring*
Tony: Well, that was intense. Now for our first match: J is Justice V. Bob Schlapowitz
JR: Who will win this contest?!
Heenan: Ask Bob Schlapowitz.
WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Round 3
Singles Match
J is Justice
VS
Bob Schlapowitz-WINNER
Tony: And Bob advances to semifinals!
Heenan: Hey, Bob got it right again.
JR: What are you talking about?
Heenan: I asked Bob Schlapowitz who was gonna win and he said he would. He was right!
Tony: Anyway, our next match is Your Uncle Seth Drakin VS MiLo Duck.
Singles Match
Your Uncle Seth Drakin
VS
MiLo Duck-WINNER
Tony: Well, MiLo won that one pretty decisively. Now for our next match: TAFKA(The Artist Formerly Known As) Above Average VS J. S. Amigo
Singles Match
Above Average
VS
John S. Amigo-WINNER
Singles Match
Madman Szalinski-WINNER
VS
TromboneMan W/The Sam08
Battle Royal to name a WWCF Forum Championship # 1 Contender
Buggy The Clown, MolotovMocktail, littlenaitch, One Doley Nation-WINNER, Koda89, Disco Stu
Tag Team Match
Justice And Providence- J Is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence-WINNERS
VS
The Tank and Amigo
MAIN EVENT Handicap Tag Team Match
The Southwest Connection- littlenaitch and Tyfo w/Sam08
VS
Evil Masked wordlifeecw-WINNER
Monday NiteRaw
September 22, 2008
Double Main Event
World Title Tournament Semifinals
Bob Schlapowitz-WINNER
VS
MiLo Duck
World Title Tournament Semifinals- "Polish Hammers Match"
Amigo-WINNER
VS
Madman Szalinski
Uncle Seth's Neighborhood: Special Guest will be winner of the Evil Masked wordlifeecw VS Cthulhu aka Providence
Tag Team Contender's Tournament Final
Monster VS Monster(Cthulhu’s partner J is Justice was injured)
Evil Masked wordlifeecw
VS
Cthulhu-WINNER
One Doley Nation
VS
Starshine-WINNER
littleniatch
VS
"Ace Reporter" Motor-Colt-WINNER
Tyfo85
VS
Above Average-WINNER
Monday Niteraw
October 6, 2008
Legion -WINNER
VS
Koda
Buggy The Clown
VS
General of the Monkey Army-WINNER
J is Justice-WINNER
VS
Tyfo
Starshine
VS
Above Average-WINNER
Singles Match for the TromboneWeight Championship
TromboneMan(c) W/The Sam
VS
Motor-Colt-WINNER
MiLo Duck
VS
Littlenaitch-WINNER
Uncle Seth’s Neighborhood
*In the ring, Seth is looking at the fans.*
Seth: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the neighborhood. This week, I will be having special guests TheSam08 and Motor Colt. Now...normally, I would have a speech about Tank and everything else, but hell.....this is the biggest show EVER. So lets get the two men out here right now.
*Seth waits for his guests. Motor-Colt’s music hits and he comes out with the TromboneWeight Championship. Before he can get in the ring though J is Justice and Cthulhu attack him from behind. They throw him into the ring where Seth hits his finisher on him.*
Seth: Say hello.....to the Neighborhood Watch Committee.
*Seth, Justice, & Providence leave the ring.*
Tag Team Match
The Tank and John S. Amigo
VS
Seth Drakin and J is Justice-WINNERS
MAIN EVENT: Monster Balls Match
Cthulhu
VS
Evil Masked wordlifeecw-WINNER
VS
Doley
Monday Niteraw
October 13, 2008
Tony- Welcome fans to another great edition of WWCF Monday NiteRaw.
JR- Thats right tonight we got a barn burner. Double main event to decide which two participants will take on Evil Masked wordlifeecw in the Triple Threat Main Event next week.
Brain- Yeah and the winner of that will take on John S. Amigo for the World Championship in the Chambers Of Horrors Match at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies.
Tony- lets get right to the action.
Disco Stu-WINNER
VS
General of the Monkey Army
Tyfo
VS
Buggy The Clown-WINNER
*Backstage with G. Neric.*
G. Neric - What a huge night we have. COngradulatios to Buddy for his big win. Now I'm standing here with one of the men who will compete in the contenders three way, Starshine.
*Shown sitting down, adjusting shin guards*
G. Neric - So, how does it feel to be given a chance at getting a shot at the WCWF Championship?
*Starshine doesn't respond, not even looking up*
G. Neric - ...So, um, anything to say about your opponents Tromboneman and Legion?
Starshine - ...
G. Neric - Um well, best of luck to you anyway. What a great night we've had! Back to you guys.
Platypus Suit Match
Stryker-WINNER
VS
TheSam08
THE SLEEPER IS ON, SAM IS GOING DOWN, STRUGGLING....HE'S OUT!
*Puts suit on Sam*
Get out of that one Ausser man
MiLo Duck- *puts fire ants in Platypus suit when nobody is looking*
*The Sam wakes up. Realises he's wearing the suit.
He starts slipping and sliding and falling over trying to get out of the suit and realises there may be ants in his suit.*
*Tyfo picks up The Sam and carries him to the back, shielding him from the camera's*
"Go laugh it up somewhere else ya jackasses!"
Square
VS
Littlenaitch-WINNER
Six-Man Tag Team Action:
The Story(Motor-Colt and Above Average) and The Tank
VS DOUBLE DQ
The Neighborhood Watch Committee(Seth Drakin, Providence, and Justice)
Singles Match(If wordlifeecw wins then The Sam has to be his slave for a week. If Amigo wins then wordlifeecw has to work for The Sam08 Family for an unspecified amount of time.)
John S. Amigo
VS
Evil Masked wordlifeecw-WINNER
*Rolls out of the ring and heads towards the announce booth. TheSam08 tries to run, but Above Average stops him from going anywhere*
"*Evil laugh* It hasn't been your night, has it Sam? You're stuck wearing that ridiculous costume, the champion has quit the Family, and now, you're all mine.
First of all, I'm going to stay here at ringside to do commentary on the double main event. I want you to go to the concession stand and buy me one of everything. That match made me hungry."
FIRST HALF MAIN EVENT Triple Threat Match
Legion
VS
Starshine-WINNER
VS
TromboneMan
*wordlifeecw takes off headset and goes into the ring*
"Congratulations Starshine. That was an amazing match. I look forward to next week."
*Shakes Starshine's hand*
"Now feel free to hang out at the booth with us. Sam? Go get him a beer and a hotdog."
MAIN EVENT: Triple Threat Match
MiLo Duck-WINNER
VS
Koda
VS
Motor-Colt
Monday Niteraw
October 20, 2008
Earlier at about 10:00 AM in the arena.
*wordifeecw enters the arena, with TheSam08 trailing behind him, carrying several bags*
wordlifeecw: "Hurry up Sam! I don't have all day."
TheSam: Thank goodness Monday is finally here! I thought this week would never end.
wordlifeecw: "It's not over yet. You're still my slave until NiteRaw starts. Now go get me something from catering."
TheSam: Of course. *Starts walking away. Suddenly, TheSam spins around* NOW!!!
*The Sam08 Family jumps wordlifeecw from behind. The Connection lays the boots to wordlifeecw while TromboneMan repeatedly clobbers the Evil Masked One with a trombone. After the savage beating, Tyfo and Naitch hold wordlifeecw up*
TheSam: What did I tell you? TheSam08 Family ALWAYS walks away the winners! *Slaps wordlifeecw*
*WWCF Security and EMTs come running to check on wordlifeecw as the Sam08 Family takes off, laughing*
EMT worker: This looks bad. Let's get him to the hospital.
*wordlifeecw is loaded onto a stretcher and into an ambulance, which takes off towards the hospital*
*A COUPLE HOURS LATER AT THE HOSPITAL*
*At the hospital, a nurse is trying to check wordlifeecw for any broken bones. The Evil Masked One is trying to get out of the bed and back to the arena*
wordlifeecw: "You don't understand, I have a match tonight. You have to let me go back to the arena."
Nurse: Sir, you need to lie down.
wordlifeecw: "Look, this match is important. I can't let everyone down."
Nurse: Sir, if you don't calm down and let me do my job, I'm going to have to sedate you.
wordlifeecw: "But... *The nurse prepares to sedate the Evil One* ...fine." *Lies back down*
*A FEW MORE HOURS LATER*
*From a hospital room*
"Tonight, MiLo Duck, Starshine, and myself shall battle it out to determine who gets to take John S. Amigo's championship and send him into retirement. I shall reign superior over both my opponents and I will have the pleasure of ridding the WWCF of Mr. Amigo once and for all.
TheSam08, you've made a big mistake. Everything I do to your Family and those associated with you, it's on your head. I'll recover, and I'll be at NiteRaw tonight, regardless of what the doctors say."
*A doctor walks into the room*
Sir, I'm afraid you've suffered several cracked ribs, as well as a mild concussion. I'd like to advise you to stay as far away from the ring as possible.
"Doctor, I appreciate your advice, but I have a match to win."
*wordlifeecw walks out the door. Outside the room, the Evil Masked One grabs an orderly and chokeslams him*
"Next stop, NiteRaw. *Evil laugh*
*wordlifeecw hijacks an ambulance and speeds off toward the arena*
*BACK AT THE ARENA*
(The Sam, Tromboneman, Tyfo and Littlenaitch are standing in a room high fiving and laughing and all around celebrating. G.Neric walks in)
G.N. - The Sam, what did you bully's do to wordlifeecw? That was uncalled for.
T.S. - Uncalled for, have you been watching WWCF with your eyes shut for the past week? I have been humiliated and degraded by that JERK! all week long. I had to wear a French maid outfit, I had to mow his lawns, I had to play poker with him, I had to watch that "Kennel from Hell" match (throws up in his mouth a little bit)...excuse me.
BUT NOW! Now the Family rides supreme.
And if wordlifeecw or The Story want a fight? We're right here (a bunch of security walk in off screen)..right behind this security.
G.N. - What about Tromboneman's weight?
T.S. - Let's just see.
(Tromboneman steps on the scales, and official walks out of nowhere to check the weight)
Official - 255 lbs 5.9 ounces.
(The Family begin celebrating by pouring champagne over Tromboneman)
G.N. - So it appears Tromboneman WILL be facing Motorcolt in this "Phantom of the opera" match.
T.S. - It doesn't matter what match Tromboneman is in, you can put him in a cage match, a pole match, blindfold match, a....kennel from hell...it doesn't matter. Tromboneman will ALWAYS come out on top.
And this is just the start of a great night for The Family. Tromboneman, Tyfo and Littlenaitch will walk away the winners. And at NOTWZ, we will walk away the champions.
(continues celebrating)
*LATE AFTERNOON*
*In the trainer's room, wordlifeecw is having his ribs taped up*
Trainer: You know, you're lucky D-Dayve's letting you compete at all. He wasn't very happy about you stealing that ambulance, not to mention beating up an orderly.
wordlifeecw: "Yeah, he was pretty pissed, wasn't he?"
Trainer: I wouldn't sound too happy about that if I were you. D-Dayve can always change his mind.
wordlifeecw: "Instead of giving me advice, how 'bout you just finish taping me up. The time approaches."
*Seth comes up to Evil Masked wordlifeecw with a little pain in his back.*
Seth: Too bad about the injury and what was really bad is that your crew members weren't there to help you. You see, when one of the Neighborhood Watch Committee is in trouble of injury. Even right now, Justice and Providence aren't that far off in case one of us is in trouble. Too bad the lame ass Story isn't the same way.
But what am I doing wasting my time with you?
*Seth looks at the trainer.*
Seth: Hey you, when you are done with this schmuck, I need you in the Neighborhood Watch Committee's locker room.
Trainer: Why do you need that?
Seth: Well, I guess you havent noticed the pain in my back. But I do have no problem showing visual evidence.
*Seth takes off his shirt to show some welts on his back.*
Trainer: What the hell happened to you?
Seth: Training injuries. We were testing endurance to a singapore cane and Providence went a little overboard with it.
* Seth puts back on his shirt.*
Seth: So I will see you then.
*Seth goes to leave, but looks at wordlifeecw again.*
Seth: Oh, I do have an object that I used to help myself through the pain. But I plan on showing it to The Tank tonight. And plus, why would I give anything to a man who hides behind a mask.
*Seth goes to leave, but before he goes....wordlifeecw slaps him on that back and Seth screams in pain and curses on the way out.*
Monday Niteraw Starts
*NiteRaw opens up with a video package showcasing the events of the last week. The NiteRaw theme plays, and pyro goes off in the arena*
Tony: Welcome to NiteRaw! We have a huge night ahead of us!
JR: That's right! Tonight, we'll find out who's going on to face John S. Amigo inside the Chamber of Horrors!
Brain: Also, Seth Drakin and The Tank will participate in Pick Your Poison Matches! We know that Tank will be facing Tyfo, but Seth's opponent is still a mystery.
Tony: We'll learn what this Phantom of the Opera Match is all about as well. Now, let's go right to the action!
The General of the Monkey Army
VS
Doley-WINNER
Pick Your Poison Match(The Tank picked an opponent for Seth Drakin as build up to their match at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies PPV)Non-Title Match
Uncle Seth Drakin-WINNER
VS
j.d.(Forum Champion)
Pick Your Poison Match 2(Seth Drakin picked an opponent or The Tank)
The Tank-WINNER
VS
Tyfo
Above Average
VS DOUBLE COUNT OUT
TromboneMan
J is Justice-WINNER
VS
Littlenaitch
Motor-Colt-WINNER
VS
Cthulhu
Backstage, Seth has a special weapon in his bag, he looks at the camera.
Seth: A few days ago, I promised to show The Tank personally this special weapon. However, since Tank set the damn Forums Champ on me.....I decided that it would be better to show him it personally another day. But, I can show all of you.
*Seth opens his bag and reveals an old metal walking cane.*
Seth: This cane has been needed on several occasions when training and I used it so much afterwards that this cane and I have developed an old kinship. And this cane has helped me through the pain on several occasions. It would only be fitting that this cane be the instrument of your own destruction so be everyone on the pay per view, prepare to see this cane be a bit stained......with Tank's blood.
Normally, I wouldnt resort to this type of violence, but sometimes to beat a monster, you have to become a monster.
Oh, and wordlifeecw......I was kind of dissapointed you couldnt beat MiLo Duck as I was hoping to be facing you in my world title match. But MiLo is another guy who has crossed my path badly so I have no problem taking on the winner between a duck and a false gentlemen. But after this match with Tank, I will not accept any type of savage match for my rightful title match.
One more thing wordlifeecw, now you know what happens when you hurt a member of the Neighborhood Watch Committee.....you just end up with what we call a receipt.
MAIN EVENT: TRIPLE THREAT MATCH(winner faces WWCF World Champ John S. Amigo at Night Of the Wrestling Zombies in a Chamber of Horrors Match for the WWCF World Championship)
Evil Masked wordlifeecw
VS
Starshine
VS
MiLo Duck-WINNER
