Seth Reveals His Reward

[Seth Drakin]

*"Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin plays as Seth Drakin comes out while several masked men are carrying what looks like the Ark of the Covenant. Seth smiles as he enters the ring as the masked men lay the chest in the ring with Seth and leave. Seth grabs a mic and begins to speak.*

Seth: A week ago, I told everyone I would be giving myself a reward. Well as it turns out, I didnt have to as the Higher Power has given me something special as well. Now what could be in this special chest......silver coins, the ultimate weapon, ancient treasure, a trap that will let destroy anyone who lays eyes upon its contents....

*The crowd cheers at the thought of that last idea.*

Seth: Sorry to give your hopes up folks, but I looked at this treasure already backstage and that last one is not in this chest. That, my friends, was in The Raiders of the Lost Ark, which was blasphemous.

*The crowd boos Seth for bashing on Indiana Jones.*

Seth: No......instead, we get something much better and less blasphemous.

*Seth opens the chest and reveals a giant championship belt made out of platinum instead of the usual gold. It is larger than the World Title and has in red lettering "Championship Of Honor".*

Seth: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to announce that as of this moment, Seth Drakin has been named the FIRST EVER.......Champion of Honor.

*The crowd boos as Seth smiles.*

Seth: Yes folks, it seems that the High Power saw through the entire WWCF locker room and named me the first CHAMPION OF HONOR!!!!

Thank you Higher Power for considering me the most honorable person in WWCF and I shall hold this belt with honor and respect.

*Seth looks in the chest.*

Seth: Oh wait.....there is more.

*Seth goes into the chest and brings out a stone tablet. Seth smiles as he reads.*

Seth: To my dear prophet, I bestow upon you the Honor of being the first Champion of Honor. However, upon this belt.....there will also be a set of rules that will be made for a Championship Match of Honor known as The Sacred Rules of Honor.

1. Thou Shalt Not Be Pinned

2. Thou Shalt Not Be Made To Tap Out

3. Thou Shalt Not Have Anyone In Your Corner As Well As The Corner Of Your Opponent.

4. Thou Shalt Not Be Disqualified Or Counted Out

5. Thou Shalt Not Throw Your Opponent Over The Top Rope

If The Champion Or The Challenger Breaks These Rules In Front Of The Official Who Will Be Bestowed The Order Of Enforcement By Me, They Will Lose And If The Champion Does This, He Shall Be No Longer Worthy Of Holding This Great Title And Shall Hand The Belt Off To The Challenger.

*Seth puts the stone tablet back.*

Seth: Well, The Higher Power's will shall be done and from this day forward......I will no longer be merely just Seth Drakin, But instead....I shall be Seth Drakin, Champion Of Honor and there isn't anyone in the WWCF locker room who will ever take this title off me.

*Seth raises the belt high when a familiar music plays.*

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

Seth, once again you never cease to amaze me. A new title bestowed by this higher power. It seems quite arrogant, but then again it makes sense coming from you. However, these commandments intrigue me.

Now, I know that you don't exactly like me, hell you down right hate me pretty much. However, I think that given this new event, and this reward for doing essentially nothing, I think that I may have to start bugging you again my old friend.

Now don't worry, I have a lot on my plate currently with this 8-man tag match coming up, as well as the Lethal Lottery, which I am actually teaming with your fellow Crusade member Tank. Once all of this is over though, I think that it would be awesome to be the first person to earn a title shot for your Chamipionship of Honor. So look out for me in the future Seth, I'll be coming for your title. And after I win, you'll never be able to Take the Power Back.

[Seth Drakin]

Seth: I think that there will be alot of people who will want a shot and personally, I think most of them are probably going to be worthy of a shot than you.

[littlenaitch]

So Seth, since you couldn't beat Colt for the World Heavyweight Championship you decide to award yourself with a fake title. That's funny as that shows me that you know that if you were to step into the ring again with Colt that he would once again wipe the mat with you as you can not beat him. Now I shouldn't be surprised over this but for some reason I expected better from you Seth but I guess I saw something different but oh well. You know what, I don't think you will hold on to that "championship" for very long as I bet you will lose it in your very first "title defense." You may think you are a champion Seth but everyone around the World knows that you are just a cheap knock off who couldn't get the real thing done!!!

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

Apr 7, 2009 23:31:25 GMT -5 Seth Drakin said:

Seth: I think that there will be alot of people who will want a shot and personally, I think most of them are probably going to be worthy of a shot than you.

I don't know why you insist on insulting me so much Seth. Are you claiming I have no honor? Even during our match, which you claimed I tried to blind you in, I did nothing of the sort. You make me out as this monster, this inhumane force of destruction and violence. I am nothing of the sort Seth. If anything, I have more honor than you do, because I don't hide behind other people and play the role of puppetmaster. Where is the honor in hiding Seth? Why not face your problems head on? If you don't think I deserve that title shot, I'll prove it to you. I hope you tune in to Niteraw for the next few weeks, I'll show you and everyone else that I have honor, and that I deserve that title shot.

[King Motör-Colt]

*Motor-Colt walks in, looks Seth straight in the eye and gives a little smirk... without saying anything, he raises the WWCF Heavyweight Championship*

Seth, Seth, Seth... Or should I call you TromboneMan? You claimed to have my number... you claimed to be in my head.

They way I see it, you were simply playing a little too close to the fire and you got burnt... badly. And this title of yours is simply a cheap little bandaid.

Once again Seth, you failed at your primary goal, you failed to defeat me for the World Heavyweight Championship! A title of legitamate prestige and honor a belt that doesn't need a gimmick or a stipulation... And you're retaliation is... is.. this?

How the mighty have fallen Seth.

[Eli]

Personally I think Seth has a bit of an ego. The higher power must be losing it's touch. So, the gist is, you have to maim your opponent so badly the match is ended. I do like a little blood, so this should be an interesting new belt. Careful, light. You shine too brightly and all the parasites of the night come to you. I wouldn't be so flamboyant. Especially because I have the keys to thy holy Mercedes Benz.

[Seth Drakin]

Seth: Oh, I still would say I have your number MC.....because you know damn well that you had to use your three allies to beat me. This belt is about honor and since you nor anyone else dont has any.....the Higher Power has bestowed this belt on me.

LittleNaitch........I have beaten Motor Colt and pinned him 1-2-3 so you know damn well that I can beat him. Can you say that you have pinned him 1-2-3 and that he cant pin you.

Eli.....The rules to the match means the belt can change hands via pinfall, submission, countout, or disqualification....and if the parasites do try and come after me, I can always simply exterminate them.

And Aaron....I do have an idea on how to earn a title shot against me, but you will have to wait till I announce that.

[Seth Drakin]

OOC.....it is based off some of the worst reasons for title changes of all time.